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 Queen on Wednesday Gabi Swiatkowska. 

Publishers Weekly FSG/Foster, $17.99 (40p) ISBN 978-0-374-37446-4 “Nothing had happened since Sunday,” Swiatkowska (Please, Papa) writes, painting dark-haired Thelma staring vacantly off into space. On Wednesday, Thelma does what any girl would—she dons the hoop skirt and starched ruffles of a Spanish infanta and proclaims herself queen. With charming imperiousness, Thelma recruits a troupe of sailor-suited boys to serve as her retinue and selects the royal pets, who pop up comically in odd places. Things soon go amiss, and Swiatkowska paints the chaos in a set of formal, oval-framed vignettes. One boy puzzles over the remains of a chandelier that’s been ripped out of the ceiling, while another peers through a telescope at a clogged toilet. As time goes on, the faces of Thelma’s apple-cheeked boy followers show impatience, torpor, and sheer contempt, but the paintings are never exaggerated; they have the quiet authority of Audubon bird portraits. At last the charm of ruling palls for Thelma: “ ‘That’s it!’ she cried. She flung off her royal crown and stomped away.” A witty and eccentric portrait of ego run wild. Ages 3–8. Agent: Emily van Beek, Folio Literary Management. (May)

Kirkus  Nothing has happened to Thelma since Sunday. Now it’s Wednesday and, bored, she decides to become a queen. Initially, Thelma’s preoccupied with announcing her royal status, selecting “royal pets,” posing for a “royal photograph,” and finding assistants and the carriage she now needs. On Saturday, she’s busy looking for a “proper castle” and a “royally qualified” maid and animal trainer. By the time Sunday rolls around again, Thelma’s faint from hunger as she lacks a “royal cook.” Monday, she needs to find an electrician, a veterinarian and a plumber, plus a nurse for the “royal headache” she’s developed. By Tuesday, Thelma tosses away her crown and returns to being a bored little girl. Prominently featured in large, variably sized and placed type, the droll text is cleverly integrated into sophisticated paint-and-pencil illustrations that conjure a surreal, tongue-in-cheek atmosphere. Dressed in Victorian apparel and wearing priceless, oh-so-bored expressions, wide-eyed Thelma and her imaginary assistants engage in peculiar, pointless activities amid mysterious, undefined venues, contributing brilliantly to the overall ennui. Imaginative illustrations fuel this playful exploration of juvenile boredom.

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